John CarterLists: ActionBrief Synopsis: "Civil War vet John Carter is transplanted to Mars, where he discovers a lush, wildly diverse planet whose main inhabitants are 12-foot tall green barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium, who is in desperate need of a savior." Overall Ranking: 2656 (Rank from 2012: # 101)
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Reviewer | Rating | Review |
Morgan On Media | 97 | (full review) |
Minnesota Man | 90 | (full review) |
Today I Watched A Movie | 90 | (full review) |
Tim The Film Guy | 88 | (full review) |
Rob from GuysFilmQuest | 80 | |
Nathan Adams and the Temple Of Reviews | 80 | (full review) |
Gorgon Reviews | 80 | (full review) |
Sober Film Critic James Brown | 80 | (full review) |
Dan O'Neill | 80 | - John Carter has certain problems with its central performance from Kitsch and its over-abundance on plot, but what does work is the fact that Andrew Stanton has done nothing here but make a beautiful and stunning flick with a lot action, excitement, humor, and everything else that makes a sci-fi blockbuster work. I hope it gets all of its money back but that seems pretty far-fetched right now. (full review) |
Richard Kirkham | 80 | (full review) |
Skooch | 60 | (full review) |
Committed to Celluloid Fernando Rafael | 52 | (full review) |
Angry Vader | 52 | (full review) |
David Baruffi | 43 | (full review) |
Colin Flanagan | 43 | (full review) |
Thomas Pollock | 40 | |
Movie Waffler Joshua LF Mitchell | 40 | (full review) |
Cut The Crap Movie Reviews by Aiden R | 40 | (full review) |
Kevin McCarthy | 40 | (full review) |
Carly Booth | 38.6 | - a WHAT THE FLOP? review (full review) |
Chris of This Is Madness | 1 | - My ratings are on a five point scale, translated as such: 1 - Abysmal, 25 - Bad, 50 - Mediocre, 75 - Good, 100 - Great (full review) |